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Feb

Top 47 Oxymorons:

Top 47 OXYMORONS:



47. Act naturally

46. Found missing

45. Resident alien

44. Advanced BASIC

43. Genuine imitation

42. Airline Food

41. Good grief

40. Same difference

39. Almost exactly

38. Government organization

37. Sanitary landfill

36. Alone together

35. Legally drunk

34. Silent scream

33. American history

32. Living dead

31. Small crowd

30. Business ethics

29. Soft rock

28. Butt Head

27. Military Intelligence

26. Software documentation

25. New York culture

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Childproof

21. Now, then …

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct Life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

09. Political science

08. Tight slacks

07. Definite maybe

06. Pretty ugly

05. Twelve-ounce pound cake

04. Diet ice cream

03. Working vacation

02. Exact estimate



And the Number one top OXY-Moron



01. Microsoft Works

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