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Jul

Top causes of Oakwood Fire Alarms

Top Causes of Oakwood Fire Alarms



1. Aeresol spray cans.





2. Fog machines.





3. Southsiders burning popcorn in the old microwave.





4. System glitch.





5. Southsiders burning popcorn in the old microwave…again.





6. See number 5.





7. System glitch…again.





8. Southsiders burning popcorn in the new microwave.





9. Its our good old friend, system glitch.





10. yet to be determined.





In short, between the southsiders and the fact that our alarm system is a piece of slag, we have had only 1 planned drill.





P.S. All of the above like to occur at 2:00 a.m. or later.

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