Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.

This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper

I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance

It worked well for Reagan, didnt it?

Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!

I was working smarter-not harder.

Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

Im in the management training program.

Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot.

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off!

Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

Its okay… Im still billing the client.

And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
…and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!