06
Feb

Top ten Bill Clinton future plans

Hire relationship counselor; see if he and Monica can give it another shot
Run for Mayor of New York and bring back the hookers!
Just enjoy being a regular U.S. citizen…with round-the-clock Secret Service and a $200,000 severance
Every morning check classifieds for job openings under Presidents
Get bitchin Camaro, cruise around Chappaqua for lonely housewives
Wait till statute of limitations runs out, admit everything
Tell Bush, No, you take over in 2004, stay President
Same thing he did back in Arkansas – eat Crisco while watching reruns of Bonanza
Call Al Gore, ask for Lou Zer, hang up
Two words: Temptation Island

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