Im down here
Just because Ive got bells on my shoes, doesnt mean Im a sissy.
I was once a lawn ornament for NSynch. Want to meet them?
I can get you off Santas naughty list.
I have certain needs that cant be satisfied by working on toys.
Im a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?
No, no. I dont bake cookies. Youre thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.
Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
Youd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!