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Top ten reasons why Star Wars characters and gear would kick ass in Star Trek

In Star Wars, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on stun.

The Enterprise needs a big engineering section with an anti-matter unit and normally requires a large crew to go into warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.

After resisting torture from an Imperial interrogation droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

One word: Lightsabers.

Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg Collective to death with a single glance and a gesture.

The Death Star doesnt give a shit if a world is Class M or not.

Luke Skywalker isnt obsessed with fucking every alien chick he encounters (just his twin sister).

Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

The United Federation of Planets would be in for a big surprise when trying to liberate any ship named Slave I.

Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid fields at 1/4 impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

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