Top ten rejected Valentines Day cards

  1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
  2. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
  3. I bought this Valentines card at the store
    In hopes that, later, youd be my whore.
  4. This feels so good; it feels so right
    I just wish it wasnt $250 a night.
  5. Youre a woman of style, youre a woman of class
    Especially when Im spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
  6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now Im fulfilled … SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
  7. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown … but sos your ass.
  8. Youre a honey … and youre a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Los booty.
  9. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, lets do it, Im horny!
  10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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