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Top ten sexually suggestive lines

Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy

Star Wars

10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I dont care what you smell!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think youll be able to pull out in time?
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
7. Youve got something jammed in here real good.
6. Arent you a little short for a stormtrooper?
5. You came in that thing? Youre braver than I thought.
4. Sorry about the mess…
3. Look at the size of that thing!
2. Curse my metal body, I wasnt fast enough!
1. She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts, kid.

The Empire Strikes Back

10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
8. Theres an awful lot of moisture in here.
7. But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…
6. Thats okay, Id like to keep it on manual control for a while.
5. Hurry up, golden-rod…
4. I mustve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
up like that, huh kid?
3. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
2. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
1. Control, control! You must learn control!

Return of the Jedi:

10. Hey, point that thing someplace else.
9. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
call me master.
8. I never knew I had it in me.
7. There is good in him, Ive felt it.
6. Grab me, Chewie. Im slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you
almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.
5. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.
4. Back door, huh? Good idea!
3. Shes gonna blow!
2. I think youll fit in nicely.
1. Rise, my friend.

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