From Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday, August 9, 1994

10. Its hosted by Ed McMahon.

9. Amplifiers are just enormous dixie cups.

8. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables.

7. Youre asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, youre being introduced as Bob Dylan.

6. One word: polkas.

5. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls.

4. Santana turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sackful of presents.

3. Theyre playing May we turn the hose on you, please? [All night Dave sprayed the crowd which gathers outside for each nights show with a hose.]

2. You spot Rush Limbaugh stage-diving.

1. The crowd is chanting, Tito! Tito! Tito!