Top ten signs you bought a bad computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words Etch-a-sketch on it.

9. Its celebrity spokesman is that Hey Vern! guy.

8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friends car.

7. Its slogan is Pentium: redefining mathematics.

6. The quick reference manual is 120 pages long.

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

4. The screen often displays the message, Aint it break time yet?

3. The manual contains only one sentence: Good Luck!

2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

1. Youve decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

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