11
May

Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office

Bathroom key tied to an angry ferrett.
Christmas bonus is a swig from the company thermos.
Office intercom is two soup cans and a piece of string.
Hard to concentrate with all those 60 Minutes reporters hanging around.
Boss walks around wearing nothing but a Post-It note.
Every week, each cubicle is subdivided into four smaller cubicles.
Instead of White-Out, youre encouraged to use mayonnaise.
After a few hours on your desk, the people in your family photos stop smiling.
Cafeteria lunch special is whatever got caught in the glue trap.
No desk chairs – everybody squats.

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