Top Ten Signs Youre at a Bad McDonalds

  1. Your Quarter Pounder has a long, thin tail.
  2. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
  3. Sign out front reads, No shirt, no shoes, no reason you cant get a job here.
  4. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack.
  5. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendys founder Dave Thomas.
  6. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure its okay.
  7. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number.
  8. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.
  9. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.
  10. Their slogan: Did somebody say E Coli?

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