15
Sep
- Your Quarter Pounder has a long, thin tail.
- The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
- Sign out front reads, No shirt, no shoes, no reason you cant get a job here.
- Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack.
- Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendys founder Dave Thomas.
- Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure its okay.
- In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number.
- You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.
- A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.
- Their slogan: Did somebody say E Coli?