Top ten signs youve elected a bad mayor

  1. Just keeps repeating over and over again, Im sleepy
  2. Months after inauguration, still hasnt shown up at city hall
  3. Campaign slogan: Whats in it for me?
  4. When confronted with a crisis, you overhear him mumble, What would Norm on Cheers do?
  5. His date for his inauguration is Heidi Fleiss
  6. During acceptance speech, addresses voters as suckers
  7. Last name: McCheese
  8. Within hours after his inauguration, all water and electricity are shut off
  9. The day after election day he wakes up naked on the Staten Island ferry
  10. Raises taxes; lowers pants

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