Top ten signs youve hired a bad department store Santa

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  1. He wears the Santa costume all year round
  2. Tells salesgirls that Me & Mrs. Claus have an understanding
  3. After every toy request says Yeah, right
  4. Tries unsuccessfully to hide the fact that hes wearing handcuffs
  5. Charges $5.95 for the first minute, $2.95 each additional minute
  6. Every day around 10 A.M. throws up on the down escalator
  7. Keeps sending elves out for more vermouth
  8. Whether they want it or not, gives every kid a crewcut
  9. Keeps reminiscing about his vice presidency under George Bush
  10. Hes packin heat

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