Bono, Yoko. Yoko, Bono
Im sorry, but no one under 18 will be admitted unless theyre Bill Wymans date
Jerry Garcia couldnt make it tonight — here to accept on his behalf is a bearded fat guy we pulled in off the street
Is that feedback or is Yoko Ono singing?
Here, take Cesar Romeros seat
How did Tonya Harding get voted in?
What a coincidence, Mr. McCartney! I played you in the Chicago cast of Beatlemania, and now Im your waiter!
On no, theyre letting Letterman perform!
(Here they showed the now famous clip of a guy that looks like Dave playing the violin and singing Camptown Races)
Earthquake! Oh wait, Meat Loaf just fell off his chair
Run for your life its Elton Johns hair!