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Nov

Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Dont Like…

10. Hey! Now theres a gift!

9. Well, well, well…

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that wouldve fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, Ill be furious!

4. I love it – but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really dont deserve this.

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