Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant

Hope you dont mind, I just took a leak in your tank
You do know theres a guy hiding in your back seat, dont you?
Sometimes I have the strangest feeling Im about to burst into flames
Regular, premium, or ranch flavor?
You know, if a guy breathes enough fumes, someone like you starts to look pretty good
The soda machine was on the fritz today – I had to drink a quart of Quaker State with my lunch
Does this uniform make me look pretty?
This is my car! You stole my car!
Ill check under your hood if you check under my belt
Want to make out in the back seat?

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