Top ten ways the recession has affected the company that makes bubble wrap

Fewer bubbles per square yard
Bubbles used to contain oxygen – now cheaper imitation oxygen
Due to production delays the 2002 models wont be out until March
No more paying for product placement like the big bubble wrap scene in the upcoming Star Wars movie
Can not afford full-page newspaper ads attacking styrofoam peanuts
Bubble wrap no longer shipped in the bubble wrap to prevent damage
Switched to lower grade plastic which makes more of a puh
Now when youre put on hold, you hear top 40 music instead of romantic bubble wrap ballads
Employees Christmas bonus? Bubble wrap
During business trips executives must now pay for hookers out of their own pocket

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