Tease her about being married to that deadbeat James Brolin
Wear giant sombrero and keep saying, Senor Pepe no understand
Threaten to release steamy photos of her and Hugh Downs from Christmas 74
When you dont have an answer, meow like a kitty
Hog the covers (trust me, she hates that)
Call her Alex, phrase all answers in the form of a question
Tell her she was your favorite Golden Girl
To camera say, Whoa, Barbara, easy on the gin
Only rule: Ask a question, remove a piece of clothing
If shes wearing a skirt, compliment her on The View

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