This guy gets a notice to show up at the IRS office to answer some questions about his last tax return. His wife advises him to wear clothes with holes and his worn-out shoes. Make them think youre poor.

Then he goes and asks his lawyer how he should dress. Dont let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and your sharpest tie!

The guy is overwhelmed. With these two different opinions, he still doesnt know how he should dress. As a last resort, he goes to see his rabbi, explains his situation, the two contradictory opinions, and asks him what he should do.

The rabbi answers: A woman, on the verge of getting married, asks her mother what she should wear on her wedding night. Wear a long flannel night shirt which buttons at the neck, she answers. But when the bride-to-be asks the same question to her best friend, she gets this answer: Wear your sexiest nightie, the one thats open down to your navel.

The guy interrupts the rabbi: But what does all this have to do with the IRS?

The rabbi nods and says: Whatever you wear, youre gonna get screwed.