31
Dec

Tounge twister

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?

So the guy tells him Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, Id like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said, Id like a picket to Tittsburgh.
She socked me one.

The first guy responded, Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties, But I accidentally said, You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.

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