27
Feb

Traffic Stop

A County Deputy pulled a car over on Hwy US 41 about 2 miles north of the Wis / Mich state line When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Green Bay to do a show that night at the Oneida Casino, where he had a gig and didnt want to be late. The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldnt give him a ticket. The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didnt have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares,lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, Might as well take my ass to jail. Theres no way in Hell I can pass that test.

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