When He Says - He Really Means ———— - —————- Do you have the time? - to go to bed
Hello - Lets cut the talk and go have sex.
How are you? - in bed, I mean.
Id like a discreet relationship. - I want sex, but Im married.
Ill be out of town for a few days. - Ill be spending time with with the wife.
Im a novelist. - I have 10 unpublished books.
Im coming off a long relationship. - My wife is divorcing me.
Im consulting. - Im looking for a job.
Im divorced. - I just slipped off my wedding ring.
Im in television. - I fix them.
Im involved in banking. - Im a bank guard.
Im self-employed. - I just got fired.
Im sorry I flirted with your sister. - Im sorry I got caught.
Im thinking of relocating. - I cant find a job locally in this town.
I cant leave my wife just yet..soon. - Be patient forever.
I enjoy reading. - Playboy and Penthouse.
I have the Midas touch. - I install mufflers.
I like a woman who is intelligent. - As long as she acts like Im smarter.
I love opera. - I want sex, but Ive seen an opera once.
I play the market. - Safeway
I work high up in an executive office. - Im a window washer.
I work with computers. - Im a cashier at a gas station.
Looking for a satisfying relationship. - I want sex.
My business is really hot right now! - I hand out towels in a steam room.
My job keeps me running. - Im a messenger.
My wife and I are separated. - Shes at home and Im here at the bar.