In this bloody place, witnesses in the Court of Dracula swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth …
And at the doctors clinic, would you believe it, but when he has finished with one patient, he calls out: Necks!
Q: Whats the Counts favourite food?
A: Spook-etti!
… and even the ghosts eat out of bone-china plates …

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