A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.Well, the man says, I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now Im in the doghouse.What kind of question? the neighbor asks.My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly.Thats easy, says the neighbor. You just say, Of course I will.Yeah, says the other man, thats what I meant to say. But what came out was, Of course I do.