trip to hawaii

A man is walking on the beach and he spots a bottle. He rubs the bottle and a genie comes out. The genie says Im too tired of granting 3 wishes…this time you only get one, What will it be? The man say Well ive always wanted to go to hawaii but since I can;t afford a plane ticket can you build me a bridge from california to hawaii. The genie say Well thats way to difficult for , you know the construction workers and all that. Make another wish. The man says Ok so my other wish is ……Well Ive always wanted to understand women .you know like what they are feeling and there emotions. So the genie say So about the bridge..2 lanes or 4?

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