TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice how to cook a Turkey from the experts.

Thanksgiving Dinner on the run.

A woman called (their number) to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey.

To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed.

The woman responded, I dont know, its still running around outside.

Tofu turkey?

No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isnt Thanksgiving without turkey.

A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.

Then theres the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?

The stock boy replied, No maam, theyre dead.