A mail clerk for a Judge never had any trouble scoring at all with the ladies. However, the Judge had a paralegal working for him that would not even glance in the clerks direction.

Finally one day, he decided on the direct approach.

He saundered up and said Hey baby. Hows about you and me getting together for a cozy weekend in a quiet out-of-the-way motel. Itd be a blast, fer shure.

She replied, Im afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic congenial tete-a-tete.

I dont get it, he said.

Exactly!!! she smiled.