Turkey Shot Out of the Oven…
The turkey shot out of the oven
The turkey shot out of the oven
And rocketed into the air,
It knocked every plate off the table
And partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
And burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
Completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
It totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
Where thered never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
It smeared every saucer and bowl,
There wasnt a way I could stop it,
That turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
And thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That Id never again stuff a turkey
With popcorn that hadnt been popped.
02
Jun
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