Two girls boarded a crowded bus and one of them whispered to the other, Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.

Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily.

My dear Mr. Wilson, she gushed, fancy meeting you on the bus. Am I glad to see you. Why, youre almost a stranger. My, but Im tired.

The sedate gentleman looked up at the girl. He had never seen her before, but he rose and said pleasantly, Sit down, Mary my girl. It isnt often I see you on washday. No wonder youre tired. Being pregnant isnt easy. By the way, dont deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is going to the District Attorneys office to see whether she can get your husband out of jail.