Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window.

Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: Lets take a peek! They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing. Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys cant find him.

The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: Whyd you run away, you some kind of faggot or something?

Johnnie replies: No…My mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window I started to get hard, so I ran away!