Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldnt sleep I
tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned — the dark meat and white, but I
fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a
snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at
the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and
carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a
sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a
mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees…….
happy eating to all—pass the cranberries, please
21
Dec
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Seasonal Medical Report
- 12 Bugs of Christmas
- Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)
- What do you call someone who kills people in the morning?
- Combating Santa Ridicule
- The very different children
- Cursing Problem
- I think Santa Claus is a woman….
- Redneck
- Preparation for parenthood
- Childishness at Christmas time
- A Genealogists Christmas Eve
- Removing of a tattoo
- How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree
- PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist