Two-bit Girlfriend

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, What in the world happened to you, buddy?.

The guy says, Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore. Yeah? asks the bartender. What did she do?

She hit me with her bag of quarters!.

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