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Dec

Two-bit Whore

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, What in the world happened to you, buddy?

The guy says Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore.

Yeah, says the bartender. What did she do?

She hit me with her bag of quarters!

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