A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.
Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man,
Arent they cute, what are their names?
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, I dont know.
The lady asked again, Which is the boy and which is the girl?
The man looking angrier than before replied, I dont know.
The woman then started to scold the man, What kind of a father are you?
The man replied, I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company.