A one-dollar bill (or loonie) met a twenty-dollar bill and said, Hey, where have you been? I havent seen you around here much. The twenty answered, Ive been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you? The one dollar bill (or loonie) said, You know, same old stuff – church, church, church.