Two Irishmen met and one

Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, Have ye seen Mulligan
lately, Pat?

Pat said, Well, I have and I havent.

His friend asked, Shure, and what dye mean by that?

Pat said, Its like this, ysee…I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan,
and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one
another…it was neither of us.

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