11
May

Two Italians

Venanzio and Lorenzo were sitting on a bench in a New York park.
Hey, said Venanzio, do you likea biga fat woman with a longa straggley hair?
No, Ima no likea dat replied Lorenzo.
Den, you likea da woman with a garlic comin from her mouth alla da time? inquired Venanzio.
Nope, Ima no like dat kinda either! said Lorenzo.
You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose veins, no? asks Venanzio.
Notta me! answered Lorenzo.
Den whya you keepa screwin my wife? Venanzio asked.

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