Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. Its so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–its so sanitary that the whole place shines.

Please, said the other roach frowning. Not while Im eating!

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