Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professors door.Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didnt. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used nunchakus or katanas.Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.End the paper with This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds.Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you cant do the paper because youre not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by
your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about that.If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while you were printing it, and you couldnt retrieve the original.Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.Turn the paper in by making paper airplanes out of the pages of the paper and attempting to fly them onto the professors desk.The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that you cant turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military information and is only available on a need to know basis. Insist that General Schwarzkopf says you should
get an A.Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you were trying to get the feel for the period.Turn in a letter your wrote