20
Oct

Types of Men

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,

have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men

with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat

heterosexual, dont think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice

and have money, are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and

have some money and

thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE

THE

FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically

lose interest in us

when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like

grapes, and its our job

to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until

they

mature into something youd like to have dinner

with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE

GUYS YOU THINK CAN

HANDLE IT!!

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