A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters UFO were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.



Do you realize what just happened? the station owner finally uttered.



Yeah, said the blonde attendant. So?



Didnt you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!



Yeah, repeated the blonde. So?



Didnt you see the letters UFO on the side of that vehicle?!



Yeah, repeated the blonde attendant. So?



Dont you know what UFO means?!



The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. Good grief, boss! Ive been working here for five years. Of course I know what UFO means – ….it means Unleaded Fuel Only.