Etiquette and Behavior:

EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mothers

EB102: We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas

(Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You)

EB103: How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right

EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company

EB105: If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother

EB106: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother

EB107: Apologizing For Farting When Youre On The Toilet Is Not Necessary

General Electives:

GE101: You, The Whining Sex

GE102: Why You Dont Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend

GE103: Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous

GE104: Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most

GE105: Learning To Appreciate Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men

Home Economics:

HE101: You Can Change The Oil Too

HE102: How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug

HE103: How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football

HE104: How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop

HE105: Get A Life – Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself

HE106: How To Close The Garage Door

HE107: How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste

HE108: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One

HE109: Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity

HE110: Overcoming The Imelda Syndrome (formerly called How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?)

Interpersonal Relationships:

IR101: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness

IR102: If You Dont Want An Excuse, Dont Demand An Explanation

IR103: Romanticism – The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation

IR104: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching The Three Stooges

IR105: Marriage – The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Life Skills:

LS101: Combatting The Impulse To Nag

LS102: Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around

LS103: Balancing A Checkbook – Even You Can Get It Right

LS104: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility

LS105: Shopping – Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours

LS106: How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia

LS107: Living Without Power Windows – How To Turn A Crank

LS108: How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself

LS109: You Too Can Carry A Backpack

LS110: Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy – Why It Wont Ruin Your Brain

LS111: Attainable Goal – Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving

LS112: How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause

LS113: How To Parallel Park

Sex Education:

SE101: Reasons To Give Head To Your Man

SE102: How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 Minutes

SE103: Fall Semester: You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep Spring Semester: Its Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom

SE104: How To Say Yes More Often

SE105: How To Say No But Really Mean Yes

SE106: Lingerie – The Gift That Keeps On Giving

SE107: Sexual Alternatives For That Time Of The Month (formerly called Any Old Port In A Storm)

SE108: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)