– If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, Id Blow It All On You
– Do You Love As Good As You Look?
– Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye
– Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
– Heres A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
– How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?
– I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
– I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
– I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
– I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
– I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You
– I Wanna Whip Your Cow
– I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldnt Spell Yuck!
– I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dawg Fight,(even if she had a chance to win)
– Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
– Im Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
– Ive Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
– Ive Got The Hungries For Your Love And Im Waiting In Your Welfare Line
– If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
– If Love Were Oil, Id Be A Quart Low
– If The Phone Dont Ring, Baby, Youll Know Its Me
– If You Dont Leave Me Alone, Ill Go And Find Someone who will
– If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
– Mama Get The Hammer (Theres A Fly On Papas Head)
– May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
– My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
– My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus
– My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
– My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
– Oh, Ive Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
– Pardon Me, Ive Got Someone To Kill
– She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft;
– She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
– She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
– Shes Got Freckles On Her, But Shes Pretty
– Thank God And Greyhound Shes Gone
– They May Put Me In Prison, But They Cant Stop My Face From Breakin Out
– Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
– When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So Ill Think Youre Walking In
– You Cant Have Your Kate And Edith Too
– You Cant Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
– You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
– Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly