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- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, Id Blow It All On You
- Do You Love As Good As You Look?
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Heres A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldnt Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dawg Fight,(even if she had a chance to win)
- Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- Im Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- Ive Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- Ive Got The Hungries For Your Love And Im Waiting In Your Welfare Line
- If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, Id Be A Quart Low
- If The Phone Dont Ring, Baby, Youll Know Its Me
- If You Dont Leave Me Alone, Ill Go And Find Someone who will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (Theres A Fly On Papas Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, Ive Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, Ive Got Someone To Kill
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft;
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- Shes Got Freckles On Her, But Shes Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound Shes Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Cant Stop My Face From Breakin Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So Ill Think Youre Walking In
- You Cant Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Cant Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly