30
Apr

Vanity

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. What is it, child? Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am. The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, My dear, I have good news. That isnt a sin – its only a mistake.

Most viewed Jokes (20)