A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures hell have a little fun…

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?
Dog: Doin alright.
Indian: shows extreme look of shock
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? pointing at Indian.
Dog: Yep
Cowboy: How does he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: shows look of disbelief

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, hows it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: extreme look of shock
Cowboy: Is this your owner? pointing at Indian.
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: Hows he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Indian: shows total look of amazement

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep Lie!