A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures hell have a little fun…

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

Indian: Dog no talk.

Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?

Dog: Doin alright.

Indian: shows extreme look of shock

Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? pointing at Indian.

Dog: Yep

Cowboy: How does he treat you?

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

Indian: shows look of disbelief

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Indian: Horse no talk.

Cowboy: Hey horse, hows it going?

Horse: Cool.

Indian: extreme look of shock

Cowboy: Is this your owner? pointing at Indian.

Horse: Yep.

Cowboy: Hows he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Indian: shows total look of amazement

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Indian: Sheep Lie!