Ventriloquist Laugh
A ventriloquist walks into a small Australian town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog and figures hell have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: Gday mate. Good looking dog… mind if l speak to him?
Local: The dog doesnt talk, you stupid man.
Ventriloquist: Hey dog, hows it going old mate?
Dog: Doin all right.
Local: (Look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist (pointing at local): Is this man your owner?
Dog: Yep.
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and lakes me to the river once a week to play.
Local: (Look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Local: Uh, the horse doesnt talk either… I think.
Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going?
Horse: Cool.
Local: (Absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist (pointing at local): Is this your owner?
Horse: Yep.
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Local: (Total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if l talk to your sheep?
Local: The sheeps a bloody liar!
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