These future bestsellers will not only be popular to the stupid, but they will also save trees. When they come out, you can expect each of them to take up no more than half of a page.

1. Attractive leaders of the Feminist Movement
2. Clinton Policies that actually save money
3. The Logic of the Politically Correct
4. History of the Countries where Socialism worked
5. Good Points of Clintons Health Program
6. Nazi-Feminists that Makes Sense
7. The Submissive Woman by Hillary Clinton.
8. Creating New Jobs in America – by Bill Clinton
9. Life During Wartime by Bill Clinton.
10. Avoiding the Tax and Spend Government – by Slick Willy
11. Why People are More Important than Animals – Greenpeace
12. Deep-Thinking Liberals
13. The Contribution of Political Correctness to Free Speech
14. Why Political Correctness is not Censorship
15. The Merits of Gun Control
16. Feminists Worth Marrying
17. How Mass Unemployment Helps the Economy by Socialists.
18. To Tell the Truth – by President Bill Clinton
19. Unshakeable Principles I Live By – by Bill Clinton
20. The Golden Voice of Roger Clinton
21. Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bill