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Viagra Quickies 1

A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!

The ladies yelled back: I want the SOUP!, Soup, Please.

Oh, Id love some soup!

Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.

New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

Viagra in Spanish, were told, is viejos agradecidos or greated old guys (sic).

Viagra has been a big boon to stand up comedians.

The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, hes hard up.

Viagra in chocolate bars – you eat it, She says, Oh, Oh Henry!

A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: Who put Viagra in the thermometer?

Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name Pepperidge Firm.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

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